Baby Steps Enthusiast Pillows

Babies first steps.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Whoa

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'