Baby Steps Enthusiasts Pillows

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Bouncing baby

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'