Baby Stepper Pillows

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

31. 19. 55.7.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Giving Birth

Working from Home

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Proud mums.

New Dad.

'A work in Progress.'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

Bob hated baby talk.