Baby Stepper Pillows

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Giving Birth

Working from Home

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Proud mums.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

New Dad.

'A work in Progress.'