Staircase Stepper Pillows

Dance school and Fred-a-Stairs building.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Mountain escalator.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Using balloons to weigh less.

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Beginner Level Escalators

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!