Giant Stepper Pillows

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Secretive Weigh In.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"He's a keeper!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Fat man on scales.

Step aerobics

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

We are going to need a bigger cow!

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Using balloons to weigh less.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'Our new TV is scarier than the old one. It has giants in it.'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!