Giant Screen Explorer Pillows

'Our new TV is scarier than the old one. It has giants in it.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Body Systems

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Caveman at Computer

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Reading the Leaves.

The absurd artist

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

Time-space convergence ahead.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."