Intuitive Explorer Pillows

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Reading the Leaves.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thinking Gears

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The first car accident.

"Do me next."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Likes: $2.

The Thought Process.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"The overthinker"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."