Intuitive Explorer Gifts

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Reading the Leaves.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thinking Gears

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The first car accident.

"Do me next."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

The Thought Process.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'