Giant Screen Dreamer Pillows

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

The Art Student.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Big screen TV.

Artist and Musician

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

I'm color blind, please help.

twist building

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Super size me!!'

The Lights

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"We've decided to add forty floors."

Picasso's learning years.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'We lost funding.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

An artist is painting a still life of a dog and a cat in a studio. They are both in the painting, but the cat is missing from the studio and the dog is looking guilty.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

"Smile!"

Yellow Pencil

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Save this Wilderness.

Heavenly internet connection

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."