Baby Steps Enthusiast Prints

Babies first steps.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

Uterus: One size fits all.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."