Baby's First Tooth Pillows

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

"His first out-of-body experience."

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"He just said his first word!"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

A Tit for Tat.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"They look so young and helpless."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special