First Baby Teething Pillows

'Baby's teething.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

A baby playing on a grand piano

"He just said his first word!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Beware of teething baby.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Guess who's teething?'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Rusk Assessment Form

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Beware of teething baby.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'More syrup anyone?'

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'Cosmic!'