Teething Phase Pillows

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cry babies.

'Teenagers!'

The No No No's

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Young Gums

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Guess who's teething?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"He started teething this morning."

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Your Walking!'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures