Teething Phase Gifts

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cry babies.

The No No No's

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Young Gums

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Guess who's teething?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What does she have that I don't?"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"He started teething this morning."

'Your Walking!'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."