Teething Milestones Gifts

'Guess who's teething?'

Cry babies.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Early childhood development

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'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote