Baby Tooth Milestone Gifts

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

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When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

One!

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Guess who's teething?'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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First Steps

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Eagle parenting.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Baby's first text.

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"