Tooth Loss Milestone Gifts

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'At lone at last.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Tooth fairy

'Guess who's teething?'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Legs up to here!"

Coffee love

"Romance"

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Before and After diet photos.

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"