Tooth Loss Celebrations Gifts

'I just had a scary thought, Mom -- What if the Tooth Fairy gets greedy?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Why not invest that money in 'Tooth Fairy PLC'? Send for a prospectus now.'

Dentist.

Singing from same hymn sheet

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

"Your father was only joking. The Tooth Fairy only takes teeth that have already fallen out."

Billy strip: tooth fairy.

"Grandma, take your dentures back and leave my tooth for the tooth fairy."