Tooth Loss Gifts

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Wow - You have a loose tooth? Make sure you leave it under your pillow tonight"

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Dentist Training School.

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

"Aha—I hit a nerve."

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'