Loss Of First Tooth Gifts

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

"Sit tight, kid! You'll get your tooth money. Just as soon as we settle who had dibs."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Beware of teething baby.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"He's cut two teeth."

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'