Child Losing First Tooth Gifts

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"He's cut two teeth."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'