Child Losing First Tooth Pillows

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"He's cut two teeth."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

"Wait, I'm texting the Tooth Fairy that if I lose a tooth in here, she still owes me!"