Losing First Tooth Pillows

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Oh, how nice ... A "thank you for the business this year" card from the tooth fairy! Sugar Plum Fairy.

Tooth Fairy Reception Committee

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Beware of teething baby.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"He's cut two teeth."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'