First Tooth Pillows

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

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'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"He's cut two teeth."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Teenagers!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Tooth fairy

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

Tooth fairy pays with card

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'She said her first words today.'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Beware of teething baby.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"