Lose First Tooth Pillows

"Wait, I'm texting the Tooth Fairy that if I lose a tooth in here, she still owes me!"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"He's cut two teeth."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Haircuts

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."