Losing A Tooth Pillows

Tooth fairy pays with card

"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

'I'm six years old, Mom. I KNOW you're the tooth fairy.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Times are a bit tough for the Tooth Fairy, so please accept these valuable discount coupons in lieu of cash.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Why not invest that money in 'Tooth Fairy PLC'? Send for a prospectus now.'

"Your father was only joking. The Tooth Fairy only takes teeth that have already fallen out."

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"

"Grandma, take your dentures back and leave my tooth for the tooth fairy."

"You can't trust anything anyone says any more. Yes, cockle, pop it under your pillow for the tooth fairy."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Simon stayed awake to meet the tooth fairy – who he'd been lead to believe was much more attractive.

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

Billy strip: tooth fairy.

'I'm not doubting your word, Dad -- I just don't understand the economics of this Tooth Fairy thing.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Yeah, it all sounds good until you run out of teeth and have to find a job."

'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'

"Sorry Billy, but it looks like they're all going to have to come out..."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Floss Street Vendor

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."