Losing First Tooth Mugs

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Tooth Fairy Reception Committee

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"He's cut two teeth."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'Baby's teething.'

Tooth Pulling Cork