Losing A First Tooth Mugs

Tooth

Child at starting blocks with string tied to tooth.

Tooth fairy

"Trust me...tooth fairy money is not a reliable source of income."

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"He's cut two teeth."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."