Weight Loss Milestone Gifts

Before and After diet photos.

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Cardiac Recovery.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"You're right, they are statins."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."