Diet Milestone Gifts

Celebrating diet with a slap up meal

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"You're right, they are statins."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Romance"

"Legs up to here!"

Coffee love

Healthy.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."