Weight Loss Journey Milestone Gifts

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'It's me or the cake....'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'