Weight Loss Journey Milestone Gifts

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'It's me or the cake....'

Stork doing weight training.