Weight Management Journey Gifts

'These marks measure how tall the children are growing, the others measure how wide Jeff is getting.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Valleyview diet clinic

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Scales

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"You won’t need refills."