Weight Management Journey Gifts

'These marks measure how tall the children are growing, the others measure how wide Jeff is getting.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Valleyview diet clinic

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Scales

"You won’t need refills."