Baby Tooth Milestone Pillows

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Guess who's teething?'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

Baby's first text.

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'