Teething Milestones T-Shirts

'Guess who's teething?'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Cry babies.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"When did she start crawling?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

One!

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Early childhood development

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'