Teething Gifts

Cry babies.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Young Gums

'Beware of teething baby.'

A baby in court

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Guess who's teething?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Romulus and Remus

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"He started teething this morning."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

At the baby oil factory.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."