Teething Survivors Gifts

'Baby's teething.'

Cry babies.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Young Gums

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Guess who's teething?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"He started teething this morning."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Deflating Island

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Catching Coconuts.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"How long do you think we can survive?"

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."