Toothache Survivor Gifts

Man with bandaged jaw.

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'One of my back teeth is giving me terrible pain, can you see it?' - 'You mean the green one?.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"He started teething this morning."

The Wheel of Life

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Baby's teething.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

Bad Carbs

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

Statue of Liberty Flossing

Vampire dentist.

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

Chocoholics Anonymous

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.