Toothache Tales Appreciator Gifts

"Remember toothache!!!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

A magician saws in half an octopus

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Edouard Estaunie

"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

Courtship display

"It's a good thing we caught this in time - An ingrown mustache can be VERY serious."

Walrus Grooming.

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'What a beautiful baby.'