Toothache Tales Appreciator Gifts

"Remember toothache!!!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

What's the time Mr Dali?

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

A magician saws in half an octopus

Walrus Grooming.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"It's a good thing we caught this in time - An ingrown mustache can be VERY serious."

Edouard Estaunie

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

I dreamt I had a mustache.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Courtship display

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."