Dental Dread Survivor Gifts

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

Vampire dentist.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

The Wheel of Life

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.