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'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

Vampire dentist.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

The Wheel of Life

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

"Whoopsy."

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.