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"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Dentist Trip

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

The Wheel of Life

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Vampire dentist.

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

'Is this your first time?'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

Your face is still hurting? You'd better get that checked. Maybe it'll go away. House of Java.net Cybercafe. True. Or maybe it'll turn into something a lot worse because you didn't get it checked today. It could be nothing, but it could also be nerve damage. Or an infection in your gums. You could lose all your teeth, little buddy. How'd you like to try paying for implants on minimum wage? That sounds awesome. Can they be bionic? "Matter-Eater Lad" was my favorite superhero.

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

"Welcome and let me introduce..."