Friend With Dental Fears T-Shirts

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Dentist Trip

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

The Wheel of Life

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Vampire dentist.

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

'Is this your first time?'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

"Welcome and let me introduce..."