Dental Phobia Survivor T-Shirts

'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

The Wheel of Life

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Bee

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

Vampire dentist.

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'EKK!'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

'I think I've got to go home...'

"I never trusted a man who wears a mask."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

"More novacaine?"

When would you like your next appointment, Mister Jones?

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'

"Press 1 to hear all about our services online even though all you really wanted was to talk to an actual person in person so bad luck there. . . Press 2 to throw the phone down in disgust..."