Dentophobia Survivor T-Shirts

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Dentist Trip

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

The Wheel of Life

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Baby's teething.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

Vampire dentist.

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Bad Carbs

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

Huddling Lampposts

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

Chocoholics Anonymous

'EKK!'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."