Dentophobia Survivor T-Shirts

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Dentist Trip

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

The Wheel of Life

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Baby's teething.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Bee

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Vampire dentist.

Bad Carbs

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

Chocoholics Anonymous

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

Huddling Lampposts

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'EKK!'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'