Dental Phobic T-Shirts

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

Dog Nightmares

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Automated customer service.

Dentist Trip

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

The Wheel of Life

Houdini 2019

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'Yup. Still deathly afraid of heights.'

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'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

Ring. If that me calling, I'm obviously not here.

Huddling Lampposts

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

'He certainly put it in terms I can understand. He gave me a D minus.'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'It's one of those cold callers.'

"Nope. Guess again."