Dental Phobic T-Shirts

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

Automated customer service.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

The Wheel of Life

Houdini 2019

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

Huddling Lampposts

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'He certainly put it in terms I can understand. He gave me a D minus.'

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

'It's one of those cold callers.'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

"Nope. Guess again."

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'