Dental Phobia Conqueror T-Shirts

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'I think I've got to go home...'

"Here we are."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Dentist Trip

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Papi, I heard something!"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."