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Dentist Trip

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

The Wheel of Life

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Easter Island dentistry

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"