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Dentist Trip

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

The New Age Dentist.

I see braces in his future.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Superhero with Acrophobia

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

The Wheel of Life

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

Easter Island dentistry

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."