Dental Comedian T-Shirts

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

Dentist Trip

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Needs ketchup."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'