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"I never trusted a man who wears a mask."

"More novacaine?"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

The Wheel of Life

'Is it a BIRD?...Is it a PLANE?...No it's another in depth inspection from the Quality Care Commission.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'My cellphone's driving me crazy, Doc! It's smarter than I am.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Vampire dentist.

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

'I'm having my teeth fixed.' 'I collect them this afternoon.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Your face is still hurting? You'd better get that checked. Maybe it'll go away. House of Java.net Cybercafe. True. Or maybe it'll turn into something a lot worse because you didn't get it checked today. It could be nothing, but it could also be nerve damage. Or an infection in your gums. You could lose all your teeth, little buddy. How'd you like to try paying for implants on minimum wage? That sounds awesome. Can they be bionic? "Matter-Eater Lad" was my favorite superhero.

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'I think I've got to go home...'

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

'If you had a bad evaluation you'll know right away.'

'Rinse please.'

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'

When would you like your next appointment, Mister Jones?

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'