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"I never trusted a man who wears a mask."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dentist Trip

The Wheel of Life

'Is it a BIRD?...Is it a PLANE?...No it's another in depth inspection from the Quality Care Commission.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'My cellphone's driving me crazy, Doc! It's smarter than I am.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Vampire dentist.

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

'I'm having my teeth fixed.' 'I collect them this afternoon.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'I think I've got to go home...'

'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'

'If you had a bad evaluation you'll know right away.'

'Rinse please.'

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'

When would you like your next appointment, Mister Jones?

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'