Dental Dread Bearers Gifts

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Skiing.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

The Wheel of Life

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

Vampire dentist.

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

The extraction.

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'