Dental Worrier Gifts

A Hole in the Dike

I.T. Fear

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Separation Anxiety

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Expensive health care

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

No Action Comics

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

Energy Bills

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."